Kinky Beanie - SIT ON MY FACE
Kinky Beanie - SIT ON MY FACE
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Assplay Energy on Full Display
The SIT ON MY FACE Beanie leaves nothing to guess. Made for men who love being used as a seat, this provocative hat does the asking for you. Whether you’re teasing a twink, a jock, or just enjoying attention, it broadcasts your assplay energy with confidence and style.
Wear it to fetish nights, leather bars, pride events, or kink parties, and attract men who know exactly how to respond. No subtlety required: your desires are clear, playful, and impossible to ignore.
Made for Long, Late Nights
Lightweight, flexible, and built for comfort, the SIT ON MY FACE beanie stays soft and snug even when the room gets crowded and things start to get physical. The bold message draws attention exactly where you want it.
- Bold Statement: Broadcast your assplay energy without saying a word.
- High-Quality Knit: Soft, durable, and comfortable for extended wear.
- Event Ready: Ideal for gay bars, kink clubs, pride festivals, or fetish parties.
A Signal for Those Who Know
Loved by submissive players, kink enthusiasts, and men who want to be desired, the SIT ON MY FACE beanie makes it easy to attract exactly the right attention.
Be dirty. Be playful. Be seen.
Product features
Product features
Size matters
Size matters
Production & Delivery
Production & Delivery
Shipping Estimation
| Region | Production and delivery (total business days) | Price Estimate |
| EU & UK | 3-6 |
£2/ €2.30/ PLN10 |
| Europe- non-EU |
6-10 | CHF4.05/ NOK68 |
| USA | 7-9 | $2.70 |
| Canada | 4-8 | CA$5 |
| The Caribbean | 10-15 | $5/ XC$14/ TT$34 |
| Brazil | 16 | R$9 |
| Mexico | 7-9 | MX$94 |
| Central and South America |
11-19 | $5/ AR$6800/ CLP$4850 |
| Africa | 10-16 | $5/ KSh640/ R90 |
| Australia & New Zealand | 12-19 | A$5.75/ NZ$6.15 |
| Japan | 5-7 | ¥400 |
| Singapore | 9-13 | S$9.90 |
| India | 10-13 | ₹450 |
| Rest of Asia | 8-12 | $5/ ₩6700/ ฿173 |
(The given times also include production! Thank you for choosing sustainability!)
Please, note that it is only an estimation and the delivery times may slightly differ in case of unexpected problems. You may get an even closer estimation when you input your delivery address in the checkout section. The exact delivery fees (in your currency!) will be calculated at the checkout too.
Some items may ship from abroad and... some borders like to play hard to get 💅🏻💅🏿💅🏽 - in that case - customs fees, or taxes levied by your country's customs office may apply. Most orders go through smoothly, but if any fees do come up, they are the customer's responsibility.
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Care instructions
Care instructions
The legal bit
The legal bit
