Need Two Dicks - Gay Bottom T-shirt
Need Two Dicks - Gay Bottom T-shirt
Couldn't load pickup availability
Need Two Dicks T‑Shirt – Double Dick Fantasy Tee for Gay Bottoms
One is fun, but you are very clearly a two‑dick kind of bottom. The Need Two Dicks T‑shirt is made for gay men who love taking it further. It is playful and filthy - perfect if your fantasies involve double penetration, spit‑roasting, and being the centre of attention.
Perfect for greedy bottoms
The slogan tells everyone you are into more than “just one” without needing any small talk, making it ideal for greedy bottoms, size queens, and guys who love fantasy‑driven kink. Wear it to gay bars, sex‑positive parties, private play nights, or chill hangs with friends who get it.
Why guys love this tee:
- Signals your double‑dick, greedy‑bottom fantasies instantly
- Perfect for fans of double penetration, spit‑roast, and gangbang play
- Great conversation starter in kink‑friendly and queer spaces
Kink‑ready comfort you can live in
Soft, easy‑to‑wear fabric means you can throw it on for a night out, a horny house party, or lazy days at home scrolling and sexting.
Pull on the Need Two Dicks T‑shirt when you want to broadcast your fantasies, flirt with like‑minded tops, and let everyone know that for you, one cock is just the warm‑up.
Product features
Product features
Size matters
Size matters
Size guide
| SIZE | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| XS | 27 | 16½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| SIZE | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
Production & Shipping
Production & Shipping
Shipping Estimation
| Region | Production & Delivery total time (business days) | Price to ship |
| EU & UK | 4-6 | £1.90/ €2.60/ PLN12.00 |
| Europe - non-EU | 7-14 | CHF4.05/ NOK68 |
| USA | 5-7 | $2.75 |
| Canada | 10-13 | CA$4.85 |
| The Caribbean | 7-15 | $5/ XC$14/ TT$34 |
| Mexico | 7-9 | MX$94 |
| Brazil | 12 | R$5.30 |
| Central and South America | 9-15 | $5/ AR$6800/ CLP$4850 |
| Africa | 9-15 | $5/ KSh640/ R90 |
| Australia & NZ | 8-11 | A$5.40/ NZ$5.90 |
| Singapore | 10-14 | S$9.90 |
| Japan | 5-6 | ¥370 |
| India | 9-12 | ₹440 |
| Rest of Asia | 9-15 | $5/ ₩6700/ ฿173 |
Please, note that it is only an estimation and the delivery times may slightly differ in case of unexpected problems. The exact delivery fees in your currency will be calculated at the checkout too.
T-shirts usually ship from the closest available fulfilment centre - usually within your region (such as EU, US, UK, Brazil, Japan). Some items may ship from abroad and... some borders like to play hard to get 💅🏻💅🏿💅🏽 - in that case - customs fees, or taxes levied by your country's customs office may apply. Most orders go through smoothly, but if any fees do come up, they are the customer's responsibility.
See our Shipping Policy for more details about delivery!
Care instructions
Care instructions
The legal bit
The legal bit
